I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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