who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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