Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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