I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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