belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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