We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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