Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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