You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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