So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
birth control should be required to get into college
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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