Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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