I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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