I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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