Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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