11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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