yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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