I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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