I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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