thus making me awesome and them whores
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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