I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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