he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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