new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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