Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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