I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
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