But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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