So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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