If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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