like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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