So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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