Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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