In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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