It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
My orgasm happened in two different decades
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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