I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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