are you so shy because you have an std?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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