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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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