wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I can feel your judgement through the phone
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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