Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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