she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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