4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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