I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I have demons in me.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
