i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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