she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
This baby is an asshole
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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