She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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