i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Maybe he injected his testicle?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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