No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
So. Much. Porn.
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