Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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