Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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