The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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