Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
