I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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