omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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