Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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