I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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