Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
It was confusing and full of hummus
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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